1. I wonder why the Airport Burger King menus have a line of text that indicates “picture menus are available upon request.”
  2. Joking about “carry ons” and “carrion” isn’t funny. Hearing it from two different people in the span of two flights is downright disturbing.
  3. If you turn on the tap and it spits out what looks like mud followed by water of a color that makes you think “well, they wouldn’t put these cups here next to the sink unless the water were safe to drink, right?” you can be pretty sure you picked the wrong hotel.
  4. A dinner of yogurt covered pretzels, no drinking water, hours of creating web curriculum, and falling asleep while watching the Sopranos can lead to bizarre– even horrifying– dreams.