Check out the fake Caleb Carr comment regarding my little post about his pathetic piece of pedantry disguised as poor sci-fi.

To the poster (Alex) I say: Gee, “Caleb” — you also use the Alaskan company GCI for your internet access? Interestingly enough, one of the many useless pieces of information that I the Internet has given me is a simple method to check an IP address of the sender when a comment is submitted. Perhaps if you had any understanding of the technology you rant about in such a shallow manner you would be able to do a bit better.

The difficulties with “Caleb’s” argument are many:

First, my little weblog claims to be nothing but my opinion. Most novels should be better than 99% of the information that’s here, at least for artistic purposes (and I exclude my serious reviews and poetry, which I think withstand scrutiny), since that is not their point. Too bad Killing Time is not.

Second, you are confused about the nature of the problems we face when it comes to information overload, confusion, and mass media. I attribute this to the kind of shallow reasoning represented by the shallow book in question. That the erstwhile Mr. Carr would bring up similarly superficial attempts at profundity such as those by Steven Spielberg (stick with the Dick, I say, when it comes to Minority Report… Philip K. did it better), almost makes my own point for me.

Finally, if Carr intends to try to find his way back to writing works with any artistic merit, he would do well to go back to Whitman, Dostoevsky, and others, who had (and continue to have) a sharpness of intellect that makes them even more relevant today. Perhaps some Dickens too, while you are at it– that is even more obvious.

The real problem here, as I see it, is that dull arguments like those forwarded by Carr are only good for as long as their apparent novelty can be maintained. When one realizes that it has ever been thus, and that the fundamental issues under discussion really haven’t changed in the past fifty years, just their guises… well, they become distinctions comprising no difference. And boring. Like the book was.

But then, this was never about the book, right? I suspect it was just Alex’s (though whoever it was, at least they are allowing me to make up for the time I wasted reading the book!) attempt to “elevate” this weblog. An effort no less ironic than it would have been if Carr really had defended himself on the Internet regarding his book that maintains how evil the medium is…