I hate it when Google, which is the best search engine on the planet, asks me “Did you mean X” when I have a typo and then, when I press the link for the search, it returns no results anyway.

I mean, really. What the hell is that? It is like the guy in the old cop comedy that says “oh, you mean a guy about 5′6″, sandy brown hair, scar on one cheek, four fingers on his left hand?” And when the cop answers in the affirmative, the yukster says “Haven’t seen him.”